Angry mom flips out on live news reporter for ruining winter for everyone.
Here’s hoping that when the camera cut away, the reporter lifted up her pants cuff to reveal a prosthetic leg and said, “1992, Widow’s Peak. I was on a tire tube, he was on a steel-glide American Flyer. Thought I could get out of the way but he came too fast. Bam, sliced right at the knee. I didn’t kill joy. Joy died twenty years ago, when a little girl lay on a hill staring at her own leg staining the snow red.”
Via Happy Place