extrapanties:

"There was one submission called Demon Rugsuckers From Mars, or maybe just Rugsuckers From Mars. It’s about vacuum cleaners. And there was a scene with this dorky bearded fellow making graphic love to a vacuum cleaner. That was the one time I thought, what the hell am I doing with my life?"-Kevin Murphy

extrapanties:

"There was one submission called Demon Rugsuckers From Mars, or maybe just Rugsuckers From Mars. It’s about vacuum cleaners. And there was a scene with this dorky bearded fellow making graphic love to a vacuum cleaner. That was the one time I thought, what the hell am I doing with my life?"

-Kevin Murphy

(via ryanvoid)

Mid-year report on private student loans 2014: Consumer Financial Protection Bureau


stuckinabucket:

So, holy fucking hell:

"We’ve received complaints that private student loan servicers are placing borrowers into default when their co-signer dies or files for bankruptcy."

So basically, if a loved one co-signed on your student loan and subsequently dies or has to declare bankruptcy, the lender can then turn around and demand the balance for literally no other reason.  Your mom dies, and you’ve been late precisely zero times?  Fuck you, they want all their money now.  Your dad has to declare bankruptcy because of medical bills?  Fuck you, they’re sending your loan into default.

Because there’s nothing illegal about pulling this shit, their recommendation is:

"If you are a co-signer or have a student loan with a co-signer and you are in repayment, you should look into what’s called “co-signer release.” You should consider this option to avoid a surprise default. Both the borrower and co-signer can benefit from obtaining the release."

Good times.

(via shitrichcollegekidssay)

If the Reservoir Dogs were on Tumblr


  • Mr. White: Posts a lot of history stuff, especially regarding the military or warrior ethics. Loves to engage his hater anon. Is a closet feminist.
  • Mr. Orange: Reblogs everything Mr. White posts. When he actually posts something original, it's usually vague and emo.
  • Mr. Blonde: Porn and guns. Mr. White's hater anon.
  • Mr. Pink: Endless text posts that no one ever reads. Only gets ironically reblogged.
  • Mr. Brown: MADONNA AND DICKS.
  • Mr. Blue: Hasn't updated in a year.
  • Nice Guy Eddie: Submits half the porn Mr. Blonde posts on his blog.
  • Joe Cabot: Posts whatever the hell he wants. Never follows back.

make me choose | imagineagreatadventure asked: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. or Sleepy Hollow

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